SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:10:11
We called it real-time AI personalisation. It was an intern with a spreadsheet, working very, very fast.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:08:57
I said the deck was AI assisted. The only thing the AI did was suggest a font, and we didn't use it.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:21
I blamed the AI for a typo in the headline. The AI wasn't even involved. It was me.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:19
I asked the AI to summarise a hundred-page report so I could sound smart in the meeting. Then I got asked a question about page four.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:15
I told everyone the AI picked the colour palette. I picked it. I just wanted someone else to blame if they hated it.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:13
I said thank you to the AI. Every time. Just in case.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:11
My manager thinks I'm a brilliant writer now. It's not me. I'm just very good at pressing regenerate.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:10
In the pitch, I said our model was trained on proprietary data. The proprietary data was a shared drive called 'final final v3'.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:08
I used ChatGPT to write my out-of-office message. Then I used it to write the apology for my out-of-office message.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:06
I put 'prompt engineer' on my LinkedIn after watching one YouTube video.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:02
I said I'd fact-checked the AI's research. I hadn't. One of the statistics came from a study that doesn't exist. Nobody has noticed. Yet.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:00
I told the client the campaign was fully AI generated. Truth is, the AI made one draft, and then three of us stayed up until 2am fixing the hands.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 12:54:31
I one slide that it was all one button click and it'll generate the whole product accurate licensed image, but it wasn't. It was a whole five-step pipeline with three different creatives.
SUBJECT:
2025-10-29 12:54:03
I need to be honest. When I demoed the tool, I called it AI powered. It was a collection of illusions and hand-tuned templates. I learned, I leaned on the AI label to win the contract. I take responsibility.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:10:11
We called it real-time AI personalisation. It was an intern with a spreadsheet, working very, very fast.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:08:57
I said the deck was AI assisted. The only thing the AI did was suggest a font, and we didn't use it.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:21
I blamed the AI for a typo in the headline. The AI wasn't even involved. It was me.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:19
I asked the AI to summarise a hundred-page report so I could sound smart in the meeting. Then I got asked a question about page four.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:15
I told everyone the AI picked the colour palette. I picked it. I just wanted someone else to blame if they hated it.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:13
I said thank you to the AI. Every time. Just in case.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:11
My manager thinks I'm a brilliant writer now. It's not me. I'm just very good at pressing regenerate.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:10
In the pitch, I said our model was trained on proprietary data. The proprietary data was a shared drive called 'final final v3'.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:08
I used ChatGPT to write my out-of-office message. Then I used it to write the apology for my out-of-office message.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:06
I put 'prompt engineer' on my LinkedIn after watching one YouTube video.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:02
I said I'd fact-checked the AI's research. I hadn't. One of the statistics came from a study that doesn't exist. Nobody has noticed. Yet.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 13:07:00
I told the client the campaign was fully AI generated. Truth is, the AI made one draft, and then three of us stayed up until 2am fixing the hands.
SUBJECT:
2026-10-29 12:54:31
I one slide that it was all one button click and it'll generate the whole product accurate licensed image, but it wasn't. It was a whole five-step pipeline with three different creatives.
SUBJECT:
2025-10-29 12:54:03
I need to be honest. When I demoed the tool, I called it AI powered. It was a collection of illusions and hand-tuned templates. I learned, I leaned on the AI label to win the contract. I take responsibility.